Q. What did the astronauts do when they reached the asteroid belt?
A. They purchased new belts!
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What did the astronauts do when they reached the asteroid belt?
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Q. Why did the astronaut get stuck on Venus?
A. Because he got stuck in a Venus Fly Trap!
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Q. Why was the astronaut looking for a black hole?
A. Because he couldn’t find a white hole!!!
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Q. What’s the hardest thing about being a gay astronaut?
A. Telling your dad that you’re gay!
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Q. Where do gay astronauts go for work?
A. Outer gayce!
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Q. What did the astronaut say when Jupiter farted?
A. That’s NASA-ty!
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Q. What did the moon do to the astronaut?
A. He fucked him up with a meteor for bein’ all up in his business.
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