Saturn: Now what is the name of the famous news anchor on CNN on Earth with a show called 360 who reeeeeeally likes soup? 😉
Venus: Andercorn Souper!
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Category “Venus”
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Venus: Since they did away with slavery on Earth, do you think that everything will be cool now?
Mars: Eh, I don’t know.
Morgan Freeman: You guys should really watch Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman. I talk a lot on it and it’s pretty cool stuff about space and stuff. I also believe that Visa is an excellent company to provide banking services and stuff like that on Earth.
Pluto: Oh no! More again from you Morgan Freeman??!
Neptune: Pluto, that’s not very nice. Morgan Freeman has every right to say what is on his mind.
Uranus: That’s right.
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Mercury: Why does Jupiter have such a bad attitude?
Venus: I think he’s just a bad dude with a bad ‘tude!! 🙂
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Pube stache
Mars: Ewwww! Did you see Pluto’s mustache?
Mercury: No. He’s trying to grow a mustache?
Mars: Yeah, he looks like a white trash 13 year old kid.
Mercury: Heh, that’s nasty.
Venus: God, he’s such a tard.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Neck!
Venus: My neck hurts!!!!
Earth: Jesus fucking Christ!! Quit bitching about it!!!!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...A very wacky coincidence indeed!!!
Earth: Well time to get dressed up for a funeral.
[ puts on a suit and tie ]
Venus: Whos funeral is it?
Earth: It is a star in NGC 246
Venus: That’s sad.
Earth: But the unfortunate thing is that it is going to take thousands of years for the star to die completely.
Venus: That’s going to be a lonnnnng funeral!!! 😛
[ Earth and Uranus have on the same tie at the funeral ]
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...How did Venus propose to Mercury?
Q. How did Venus propose to Mercury?
A. He stole a ring from Saturn and got on bended knee and confessed his love!! awwwww!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about life on Mars?
Earth:Â Did you hear they discovered life on Mars?
Venus: Yeah –Â Life cereal!!! Not living matter! Everyone knows that God only created life on Earth, dummy!!
😀
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did Venus say Earth’s crust is too thin??
Q. Why did Venus say Earth’s crust is too thin??
A. Because he likes thick crust on his pizza!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What it look good?
Saturn:Â Hey them meteorites look nice on a planet like you!
Venus: Oh, No he didn’t!  Â
Neptune:Â You fucked her up a wall?????
Saturn:Â There AREN’T ANY WALLS IN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!
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