Venus: What did the fat, gay, retard do?
Earth: What?
Venus: Ate a cheeseburger, sucked a guy off, and went DOI!!!!!
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Category “Venus”
Why did the astronaut get stuck on Venus?
Q. Why did the astronaut get stuck on Venus?
A. Because he got stuck in a Venus Fly Trap!
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Q. What’s the difference between men and women?
A. Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus!
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Why does Venus’s pussy stank like shit?
Q. Why does Venus’s pussy stank like shit?
A. Because it’s full of Sulfuric Ass-id!
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Q. What is Mars and Venus’s favorite book to read together?
A. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Who farted???
Earth: Mmmmm… what???!
Mars: Ewwww!!!!!
Venus: I smell that too!!!!!
Jupiter: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Mars get away from Venus?
Q. Why did Mars get away from Venus?
A. Because they needed their space!!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why was Venus watching “Me being a fag?”
Q. Why was Venus watching “Me being a fag?”
A. Because he clicked on this link!!!!!!!!
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Q. What kind of traps do flies get stuck in on Venus?
A. Venus Fly Traps!!!!
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Q. What funny word rhymes with “Venus“?
A. “Mean Puss“
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