Saturn and Uranus were gettin’ it on!
THAT SHITS GAY DUDE! Go run a train on Venus!
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Category “Venus”
Our Sun
Sun: I gotta take a SHIT!! I shouldn’t have gone an ate all them hotdogs!
Mercury: Damn.
Venus: Oh no.
Sun: PhhhHHbbBBBTTTttttttttt…..spllooch…phbt
Mercury: Fuck, my new equator is all dirty now!
Venus: YOU JUST SPLATTERED SHITFLAKES ALL OVER MY MAGNETIC POLE!
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Mars: Knock knock!
Venus: Who’s there?
Mars: Face on Mars!!
Venus: Face on Mars who??
Mars: The face on Mars, and we’re having a gravy train!!! Choo choo!!!!!!!
😉
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...What did Earth give Venus for Valentine’s Day??
Q. What did Earth give Venus for Valentine’s Day??
A. Pen-us, because Venus likes items that rhyme with en – us!!!!
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Why doesn’t Venus make a good thermometer?
Q. Why doesn’t Venus make a good thermometer?
A. It’s not Mercury!!!!
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Craters on the moon!! Whodunit??
Q. Did somebody slam the moon with asteroids today?
Earth: Not me.
Mars: I didn’t do it!
Venus: ummmm….
Earth: C’mon did you do it??
Venus: Well…
Mars: Fess up, we know you did it.
Neptune: I DID IT!!!!
😀
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What the fuck???
Q. What the fuck??
A. Venus is acting is acting like a penus!!!!
🙂 🙂
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