Mercury: Hey, the crater is over here, where the gaseous vents are.
Mars: Now what in the heck are you talking about??!
Mercury: Just lean in right here near these vents. Put your nose near these vents near these craters.
[Mercury farts, right in Mars’ nose!!!]
Mars: EWWWW!!!
Mercury: 😉
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Loading...Mercury: Why does Jupiter have such a bad attitude?
Venus: I think he’s just a bad dude with a bad ‘tude!! 🙂
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Mars: Ewwww! Did you see Pluto’s mustache?
Mercury: No. He’s trying to grow a mustache?
Mars: Yeah, he looks like a white trash 13 year old kid.
Mercury: Heh, that’s nasty.
Venus: God, he’s such a tard.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Mercury: Are you guys talking about tit curdles?
Pluto: No.
Mercury: Oh ok.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Mars: What’s wrong with you??
Mercury: I’m fat, gay, and retarded!!
Mars: Oh ok.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Mercury: Hey Neptune, did you hear that they discovered a new planet?
Neptune: No! What planet is it?
Mercury: Planet Larry.
Neptune: Planet Larry?
Mercury: Yeah, he really likes Larry the Cable Guy.
Planet Larry: Git R’ Dun!!!
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Q. How did Venus propose to Mercury?
A. He stole a ring from Saturn and got on bended knee and confessed his love!! awwwww!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Q. What’s another name for the round planets Mercury and Pluto?
A. Spaced Balls!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Sun:  I gotta take a SHIT!!  I shouldn’t have gone an ate all them hotdogs!
Mercury: Â Damn.
Venus: Â Oh no.
Sun: Â PhhhHHbbBBBTTTttttttttt…..spllooch…phbt
Mercury: Â Fuck, my new equator is all dirty now!
Venus: Â YOU JUST SPLATTERED SHITFLAKES ALL OVER MY MAGNETIC POLE!
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Mercury: Smells like fish over here, what???
Pluto: Not over here!!!!
Mercury: That’s cause you’re all the fucking way over there you moron!!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...