Q. What’s another name for the round planets Mercury and Pluto?
A. Spaced Balls!
Planetary Humor
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Category “Pluto”
What’s another name for the round planets Mercury and Pluto?
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Q. Why did Saturn, the planet with so many rings, go to the club with Pluto?
A. Because Pluto was so iced out
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s worse than two planets gettin’ out of orbit??
Q. What’s worse than two planets gettin’ out of orbit??
A. Two planets gettin’ in to all kinds of trouble!!! Woo boy!! (Lookin’ at you, Pluto and Saturn)
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(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Smells like fish, what???
Mercury: Smells like fish over here, what???
Pluto: Not over here!!!!
Mercury: That’s cause you’re all the fucking way over there you moron!!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...What’s with Neptune’s new hairstyle?
Venus: Say, What’s with Neptune’s new hairstyle?
Mars: Looks kind of funny to me!!
Earth: Me too!!!
Pluto: Come on guys, we know he’s just really into sports!!!
Jupiter: That’s right, he went to Sport Clips!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What’s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?
Mercury: What’s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?
Venus: I don’t know, something smells fishy!!
Earth: Yeah, I caught wind of it too. Pee yew!!
Mars: Smells like poop to me!!!
Pluto: No, really, somebody took a dump!!
Saturn: Who pooped??
Jupiter: I just ate a bunch of shit and I’m shitting out shit that I ate!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why’s Pluto so cold?
Q. Why’s Pluto so cold?
A. He didn’t pay his gas bill!!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What’s worse than being Pluto?
Q. What’s worse than being Pluto?
A. Maybe a little help over here!!! says Pluto
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...Why isn’t Pluto a planet??
Q. Why isn’t Pluto a planet?
A. Because Pluto’s a bitch!!!!
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