Q. Why did Venus say Earth’s crust is too thin??
A. Because he likes thick crust on his pizza!!!
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Category “Earth”
No he didn’t!!!?
Venus: What did the fat, gay, retard do?
Earth: What?
Venus: Ate a cheeseburger, sucked a guy off, and went DOI!!!!!
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
Loading...Who farted???
Earth: Mmmmm… what???!
Mars: Ewwww!!!!!
Venus: I smell that too!!!!!
Jupiter: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why was the Earth having a problem on that “lucky night”?
Q. Why was the Earth having a problem on that “lucky night”?
A. GEARTH!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What’s with Neptune’s new hairstyle?
Venus: Say, What’s with Neptune’s new hairstyle?
Mars: Looks kind of funny to me!!
Earth: Me too!!!
Pluto: Come on guys, we know he’s just really into sports!!!
Jupiter: That’s right, he went to Sport Clips!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What did Earth give Venus for Valentine’s Day??
Q. What did Earth give Venus for Valentine’s Day??
A. Pen-us, because Venus likes items that rhyme with en – us!!!!
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...What’s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?
Mercury: What’s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?
Venus: I don’t know, something smells fishy!!
Earth: Yeah, I caught wind of it too. Pee yew!!
Mars: Smells like poop to me!!!
Pluto: No, really, somebody took a dump!!
Saturn: Who pooped??
Jupiter: I just ate a bunch of shit and I’m shitting out shit that I ate!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s Earth’s favorite television show??
Q. What’s Earth’s favorite television show??
A. Earth 2!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Craters on the moon!! Whodunit??
Q. Did somebody slam the moon with asteroids today?
Earth: Not me.
Mars: I didn’t do it!
Venus: ummmm….
Earth: C’mon did you do it??
Venus: Well…
Mars: Fess up, we know you did it.
Neptune: I DID IT!!!!
😀
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What did Jupiter say???
Q. What did Jupiter say to Mars during a Solstice on Earth?
A. Are ya getting stupiter or is it just me??!
😉
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...