Saturn: Now what is the name of the famous news anchor on CNN on Earth with a show called 360 who reeeeeeally likes soup? 😉
Venus: Andercorn Souper!
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Category “Q and A”
Pee Pee Burbles
Q. Why do they call it pee pee burbles?
A. Because it’s a pee pee,
blowing bubles
AND their purple!!!!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading...Lockhead Matrin Lawrence?
Q. What did they call Lockheed Martin after they changed into a company that made snacks for a living?
A. Snackheed Martin!!!
Oh no you didn’t Shenaynay!!!! WooBoy! 😉
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Gulliver’s Grapes??! Now what in the fuck? ;)
Q: What was eating Gilbert’s gape?
Uranus: A taco eating a pizza!
🙂
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Shaving your telescope? Like terry shaivo!!?
Q: What was the name of the famous space telescope that NASA put in space that forgot to shave?
A: The STUBBLE telescope!!!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Two palnets
Q. What did the two planets do with one cup?
A. They shit into it and filled it up like a soft serve ice cream cone. Then, they licked and ate the shit out of it. After that, they puked the shit they just swallowed into each other’s mouths and also puked onto the shit filled cup. There was a close up of one planet’s mouth who swallowed a bunch of shit from out of the cup and the planet’s toungue was all brown from the floamy shit it had just swallowed.
Jupiter: Gross!!!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the comet cross the Milky Way?
Q. Why did the comet cross the Milky Way?
A. Because he’s lactose intolerant!
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Wet mouth
Uranus: My mouth tastes really nasty!
Neptune: You should brush your teeth!
😉
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Earth piss all over Mars?
Q. Why did Earth piss all over Mars?
A. Because he’s 71% water and he couldn’t hold it any longer!
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Planeterry and gary
Q: What did planeterry say to Gary?
A. Gary, do you have to be acting all like that when we’re on vacation together…. on MARS!!!?
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