Q. Why is the Sun wearing sunglasses?
A. Because he is in a Raisin Bran commercial and he has to wear them in that!!
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Category “Q and A”
What’s the worst thing about being a gas planet?
Q. What’s the worst thing about being a gas planet?
A. The smell!!!! Pee-yew!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
Loading...Why did Venus say Earth’s crust is too thin??
Q. Why did Venus say Earth’s crust is too thin??
A. Because he likes thick crust on his pizza!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How many planets does it take to fill up a solar system with enough planets?
Q. How many planets does it take to fill up a solar system with enough planets?
A. Enough to fill it up LOL!!! 🙂
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What did Ed Gein do when he got to the asteroid belt?
Q. What did Ed Gein do when he got to the asteroid belt?
A. He made a belt out of nipples! LOL 😉
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What did the astronauts do when they reached the asteroid belt?
Q. What did the astronauts do when they reached the asteroid belt?
A. They purchased new belts!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What is Neptune’s favorite video game?
Q. What is Neptune’s favorite video game?
A. iTunes!
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Light year, or slight queer????
Q. If a lightyear is the distance that light travels in a year, then what is a light day?
A. When you don’t have much work to do!
duh!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Worm holes? Come on Einstein, really?!?!?!?!?!?
Q. If E =MC², what does P equal?
A. The stuff that comes out of your weiner (or vagina if you’re a girl) ROFLMAO! 😀
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s the Vortex’s sister’s name?
Q. What’s the Vortex’s sister’s name?
A. Kotex!
(what a bitch, LOL)
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