Q. How many turds can you fit in a black hole?
A. All of them!
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Category “Q and A”
Total eclipse of the heart??
Q. What’s the difference between a between a lunar eclipse and a solar eclipse?
A. Spelling! ROFLMAO!
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Loading...On the border? Of Space?
Q. What’s the best thing to eat on the Mexican Space Station?
A. Astronauchos!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the astronaut get stuck on Venus?
Q. Why did the astronaut get stuck on Venus?
A. Because he got stuck in a Venus Fly Trap!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Pluto, not again!!!
Q. What’s Pluto doing with all those spaceships??
A. Giving them to Mickey Mouse!!
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...What is Mars favorite country?
Q. Duh, LOOK at the post (What is Mars favorite country?)
A. America of course, faggot, that’s where they make most of the MARS CANDY BARS!!!!
🙂
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Who are the planets’ favorite serial killer?
Q. Who are the planets’ favorite serial killer?
A. John Wayne “Space”-y!!!!!
lmao 😉
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s the hardest thing about being a gay astronaut?
Q. What’s the hardest thing about being a gay astronaut?
A. Telling your dad that you’re gay!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Galileo look at the telescope’s anus?
Q. Why did Galileo look at the telescope’s anus?
A. To see Uranus!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What’s the difference between men and women?
Q. What’s the difference between men and women?
A. Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus!
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