Q. Where do gay astronauts go for work?
A. Outer gayce!
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Category “Q and A”
Why does Venus’s pussy stank like shit?
Q. Why does Venus’s pussy stank like shit?
A. Because it’s full of Sulfuric Ass-id!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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Q. What is the Earth’s favorite awards show?
A. The Golden Globes!
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Q. What is the Milky Way’s favorite candy bar?
A. A Milky Way!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What is Cyberspace’s favorite website?
Q. What is Cyberspace‘s favorite website?
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Read a book!
Q. What is Mars and Venus’s favorite book to read together?
A. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Who did the alien vote for senator in Minnesota?
Q. Who did the alien vote for senator in Minnesota?
A. ALF Ranken!
HA!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the Challenger blow up?
Q. Why did the Challenger blow up?
A. Because it always loves a challenge!!!!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Neil Armstrong beat Buzz Aldrin at arm wrestling?
Q. Why did Neil Armstrong beat Buzz Aldrin at arm wrestling?
A. Because his arm was strong!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did Pluto shit all over Jupiter’s chest?
Q. Why did Pluto shit all over Jupiter’s chest?
A. Because he thought that he took Viagra but it was really a galax-itive!
reeeeeeetard!!! 😛
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