Q. What do you call a planet with two moons??
A. Double Trouble!!
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Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Category “Q and A”
What was the alien’s favorite movie?
Q. What was the alien’s favorite movie?
A. Aliens!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
Loading...What is Saturn’s favorite comedy show?
Q. What is Saturn’s favorite comedy show?
A. Saturn-day Night Live!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Neptune fuck Uranus?
Q. Why did Neptune fuck Uranus?
A. Because he wanted to stick it where the Sun don’t shine!!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did Mars get away from Venus?
Q. Why did Mars get away from Venus?
A. Because they needed their space!!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why was Venus watching “Me being a fag?”
Q. Why was Venus watching “Me being a fag?”
A. Because he clicked on this link!!!!!!!!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did the galaxy, also called the Milky Way, have it’s balls so spaced out?
Q. Why did the galaxy, also called the Milky Way, have it’s balls so spaced out?
A. Because it’s balls are planets, and they’re really far apart!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...What’s another name for the round planets Mercury and Pluto?
Q. What’s another name for the round planets Mercury and Pluto?
A. Spaced Balls!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Where did the computer keyboard go to for his 21st birthday in outer space?
Q. Where did the computer keyboard go to for his 21st birthday in outer space?
A. To the Space Bar!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why couldn’t the constellation poop?
Q. Why couldn’t the constellation poop?
A. Beacause it was conste-pated!!!
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