Q. Why did Saturn, the planet with so many rings, go to the club with Pluto?
A. Because Pluto was so iced out
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
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Q. What kind of traps do flies get stuck in on Venus?
A. Venus Fly Traps!!!!
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Q. What did the astronaut say when Jupiter farted?
A. That’s NASA-ty!
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Q. What funny word rhymes with “Venus“?
A. “Mean Puss“
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Q. How many planets have rings?
A. The planets that have a lot of money!
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Q. Why do they call Mars the red planet?
A. Because Neptune made him blush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Q. Why is Mars red?
A. Because Saturn and Jupiter beat the shit out of MARS!!! wha-chaaa!
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Q. How many planets are there?
A. A bunch!!!!!!!! doi!
dol! 😛
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Q. What is Mars’ favorite thing to buy at the store?
A. DUMBASS!!!! Planets aren’t allowed in stores!
rofl 🙂
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Q. What did the moon do to the astronaut?
A. He fucked him up with a meteor for bein’ all up in his business.
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