Q. What kind of Gas is Saturn made of?
A. A lot of different types but they all light weight!!
😉 lal
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Category “Q and A”
What’s worse than two planets gettin’ out of orbit??
Q. What’s worse than two planets gettin’ out of orbit??
A. Two planets gettin’ in to all kinds of trouble!!! Woo boy!! (Lookin’ at you, Pluto and Saturn)
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Loading...Is the core of Neptune ice???
Q. Is the core of Neptune ice???
A. I don’t give a shit!!!!
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...What’s Jupiter’s favorite smell?
Q. What’s Jupiter’s favorite smell?
A. Not sulfur, that’s for damn sure!!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Why was the Earth having a problem on that “lucky night”?
Q. Why was the Earth having a problem on that “lucky night”?
A. GEARTH!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What is Saturn’s favorite car maker??
Q. What is Saturn’s favorite car??
A. GM before it got rung out!!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What’s Saturn’s favorite movie???
Q. What’s Saturn’s favorite movie???
A. Lord of the Rings!!!!!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What is Saturn’s favorite drink?
Q. What is Saturn’s favorite drink?
A. Martian Dew!!!!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...What did Earth give Venus for Valentine’s Day??
Q. What did Earth give Venus for Valentine’s Day??
A. Pen-us, because Venus likes items that rhyme with en – us!!!!
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Why doesn’t Venus make a good thermometer?
Q. Why doesn’t Venus make a good thermometer?
A. It’s not Mercury!!!!
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