Q. Why’s Pluto so cold?
A. He didn’t pay his gas bill!!!!!
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Category “Q and A”
What’s worse than being Pluto?
Q. What’s worse than being Pluto?
A. Maybe a little help over here!!! says Pluto
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)
Loading...What’s blue and green and has an atmosphere?
Q. What’s blue and green and has an atmosphere?
A. Mars, if it had a job!!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Who is the man on the moon?
Q. Who is the man on the moon?
A. The moon man!!!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What did the sun say when kept having all those extra solar flares?
Q. What did the sun say when kept having all those extra solar flares?
A. I shouldn’ta ate all those beans!!!!
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Pee yew
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...What’s Earth’s favorite television show??
Q. What’s Earth’s favorite television show??
A. Earth 2!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...What kind of buckle does the asteroid belt wear??
Q. What kind of buckle does the asteroid belt wear??
A. An asteroid shaped buckle!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you call an asteroid falling to Earth and then hits the ground?
Q. What do you call an asteroid falling to Earth and then hits the ground?
A. A meteor, THEN a meteorite!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What did one planetary body say to another?
Q. What did one planetary body say to another?
A. Say, nice asteroid belt!!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s round and wears a belt in the middle?
Q. What’s round and wears a belt in the middle?
A. Barch!!!!
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