Q. Why is our star not a binary star?
A. Because he’s a bachelor!!
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Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Category “Q and A”
What’s black and white and red all over?
Q. What’s black and white and red all over?
A. The stars, the stars, the stars!!!!! in infrared, though
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Loading...Why does Jupiter have so many moons?
Q. Why does Jupiter have so many moons?
A. Cause he don’t got no pants on!!!
Pee yew!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What is Neptune’s favorite tune?
Q. What is Neptune’s favorite tune?
A. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds!!!!
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Why does Saturn like Mars?
Q. Why does Saturn like Mars?
A. Uranus!!! lol
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why isn’t Pluto a planet??
Q. Why isn’t Pluto a planet?
A. Because Pluto’s a bitch!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Milky way? OK!!!!
Q. What was in the milky way?
A. ALL THAT MILK!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What the fuck???
Q. What the fuck??
A. Venus is acting is acting like a penus!!!!
🙂 🙂
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When Moon?
Q. When does the moon cause tides??
A. When it’s on its lunar period!!!
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What did Jupiter say???
Q. What did Jupiter say to Mars during a Solstice on Earth?
A. Are ya getting stupiter or is it just me??!
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