Neptune: Have you seen the movie Harry and the Hendersons?
Earth: Yes, but I like calling it Hairy and the Hendersons
Mars: Hmmph… That reminds me of a really hairy pussy.
Jupiter: Gross!!!
[ It smells like fish ]
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Category “Dialogue”
Neck!
Venus: My neck hurts!!!!
Earth: Jesus fucking Christ!! Quit bitching about it!!!!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Loading...What’s wrong with you?
Mars: What’s wrong with you??
Mercury: I’m fat, gay, and retarded!!
Mars: Oh ok.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Earths and the Bees
Earth: Dad?
Earth’s Dad: Yes son?
Earth: Where do baby planets come from?
Earth’s Dad: Well son.. When two planets love each other very much for several trillions of years, they invite all of their friends over for a huge orgy called the Big Bang. They love each other SO much that they fuck until they explode and create lots of new baby planets.
Earth: Wow! Someday I’m going to have lots of baby planets!
Jesus: No you won’t because that’s not true, plus you’re a fucking retard!
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Planet Larry?
Mercury: Hey Neptune, did you hear that they discovered a new planet?
Neptune: No! What planet is it?
Mercury: Planet Larry.
Neptune: Planet Larry?
Mercury: Yeah, he really likes Larry the Cable Guy.
Planet Larry: Git R’ Dun!!!
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about life on Mars?
Earth: Did you hear they discovered life on Mars?
Venus: Yeah – Life cereal!!! Not living matter! Everyone knows that God only created life on Earth, dummy!!
😀
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...No he didn’t!!!?
Venus: What did the fat, gay, retard do?
Earth: What?
Venus: Ate a cheeseburger, sucked a guy off, and went DOI!!!!!
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Hurry up Mars!!!
Jupiter: Why are you taking so fucking long?
Venus: Yeah!! C’mon!!!
Earth: Grrrrrrrr
Pluto: Let’s go already!!
Neptune: We’re gonna be late, again!!
Mars: Would ya stop bitching about it?? I’m making a suprise birthday cake for Mercury!!!
[ Everyone smiles at him ]
Jupiter: Oh ok, sorry man.
[ Awkward silence, then Earth farts ]
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Is that the club??? Huh!!!
Saturn: Hey, Pluto, want to join the club??
Pluto: Yeah! Cool!! What club is it??
Saturn: Pen 15 club!!!!
Jupiter: Ok, put your hand out!
[ Pluto puts hand out, Saturn writes “Pen 15” on his hand ]
[ All the planets laughing at Pluto ]
Saturn: You faggot!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Who farted???
Earth: Mmmmm… what???!
Mars: Ewwww!!!!!
Venus: I smell that too!!!!!
Jupiter: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...