Sun: I gotta take a SHIT!! I shouldn’t have gone an ate all them hotdogs!
Mercury: Damn.
Venus: Oh no.
Sun: PhhhHHbbBBBTTTttttttttt…..spllooch…phbt
Mercury: Fuck, my new equator is all dirty now!
Venus: YOU JUST SPLATTERED SHITFLAKES ALL OVER MY MAGNETIC POLE!
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
Loading...Mercury: Smells like fish over here, what???
Pluto: Not over here!!!!
Mercury: That’s cause you’re all the fucking way over there you moron!!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Mars: Knock knock!
Venus: Who’s there?
Mars: Face on Mars!!
Venus: Face on Mars who??
Mars: The face on Mars, and we’re having a gravy train!!! Choo choo!!!!!!!
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(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...Venus: Say, What’s with Neptune’s new hairstyle?
Mars: Looks kind of funny to me!!
Earth: Me too!!!
Pluto: Come on guys, we know he’s just really into sports!!!
Jupiter: That’s right, he went to Sport Clips!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Mercury: What’s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?
Venus: I don’t know, something smells fishy!!
Earth: Yeah, I caught wind of it too. Pee yew!!
Mars: Smells like poop to me!!!
Pluto: No, really, somebody took a dump!!
Saturn: Who pooped??
Jupiter: I just ate a bunch of shit and I’m shitting out shit that I ate!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The moon is light.
Did you see that????!!
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...Q. Did somebody slam the moon with asteroids today?
Earth: Not me.
Mars: I didn’t do it!
Venus: ummmm….
Earth: C’mon did you do it??
Venus: Well…
Mars: Fess up, we know you did it.
Neptune: I DID IT!!!!
😀
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...