Planetary Humor

Venus: Since they did away with slavery on Earth, do you think that everything will be cool now?

Mars: Eh, I don’t know.

Morgan Freeman: You guys should really watch Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman. I talk a lot on it and it’s pretty cool stuff about space and stuff. I also believe that Visa is an excellent company to provide banking services and stuff like that on Earth.

Pluto: Oh no! More again from you Morgan Freeman??!

Neptune: Pluto, that’s not very nice. Morgan Freeman has every right to say what is on his mind.

Uranus: That’s right.

Earth: Did you here that Tupac was wearing a tutu?

Mars: Yeah, Biggie Smalls was rolling over in his fat grave about it!!!

Pluto: What a faggot!!

Earth: Pluto, you shouldn’t call people faggot. It’s just not very nice.

Mars: Yeah, that was not cool at all.

Pluto: I’m really sorry I said that. I hope that you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.

Earth: I’m sorry we can’t.

Mars: We really can’t.

Mercury: Hey, the crater is over here, where the gaseous vents are.

Mars: Now what in the heck are you talking about??!

Mercury: Just lean in right here near these vents. Put your nose near these vents near these craters.

[Mercury farts, right in Mars’ nose!!!]

Mars: EWWWW!!!

Mercury: 😉

Mars: Ewwww! Did you see Pluto’s mustache?

Mercury: No. He’s trying to grow a mustache?

Mars: Yeah, he looks like a white trash 13 year old kid.

Mercury: Heh, that’s nasty.

Venus: God, he’s such a tard.

Jupiter: Why was the retard still drinking his mom’s tit water?

Mars: Because he was so   fucking   stupid that he was still nursing at 15.

Neptune: Have you seen the movie Harry and the Hendersons?

Earth: Yes, but I like calling it Hairy and the Hendersons

Mars: Hmmph… That reminds me of a really hairy pussy.

Jupiter: Gross!!!

[ It smells like fish ]

Mars: What’s wrong with you??

Mercury: I’m fat, gay, and retarded!!

Mars: Oh ok.

Q. Why did Earth piss all over Mars?

A. Because he’s 71% water and he couldn’t hold it any longer!

Q: What did planeterry say to Gary?

A. Gary, do you have to be acting all like that when we’re on vacation together…. on MARS!!!?