Jupiter: Why are you taking so fucking long?
Venus: Yeah!! C’mon!!!
Earth: Grrrrrrrr
Pluto: Let’s go already!!
Neptune: We’re gonna be late, again!!
Mars: Would ya stop bitching about it?? I’m making a suprise birthday cake for Mercury!!!
[ Everyone smiles at him ]
Jupiter: Oh ok, sorry man.
[ Awkward silence, then Earth farts ]
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Loading...Q. Duh, LOOK at the post (What is Mars favorite country?)
A. America of course, faggot, that’s where they make most of the MARS CANDY BARS!!!!
🙂
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Saturn: Hey, Pluto, want to join the club??
Pluto: Yeah! Cool!! What club is it??
Saturn: Pen 15 club!!!!
Jupiter: Ok, put your hand out!
[ Pluto puts hand out, Saturn writes “Pen 15” on his hand ]
[ All the planets laughing at Pluto ]
Saturn: You faggot!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Q. What’s the difference between men and women?
A. Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus!
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Q. What is Mars and Venus’s favorite book to read together?
A. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Earth: Mmmmm… what???!
Mars: Ewwww!!!!!
Venus: I smell that too!!!!!
Jupiter: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q. Why did Mars get away from Venus?
A. Because they needed their space!!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q. Why do they call Mars the red planet?
A. Because Neptune made him blush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Q. Why is Mars red?
A. Because Saturn and Jupiter beat the shit out of MARS!!! wha-chaaa!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q. What is Mars’ favorite thing to buy at the store?
A. DUMBASS!!!! Planets aren’t allowed in stores!
rofl 🙂
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...