Mars: Knock knock!
Venus: Who’s there?
Mars: Face on Mars!!
Venus: Face on Mars who??
Mars: The face on Mars, and we’re having a gravy train!!! Choo choo!!!!!!!
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Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Category “Mars”
What’s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?
Mercury: What’s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?
Venus: I don’t know, something smells fishy!!
Earth: Yeah, I caught wind of it too. Pee yew!!
Mars: Smells like poop to me!!!
Pluto: No, really, somebody took a dump!!
Saturn: Who pooped??
Jupiter: I just ate a bunch of shit and I’m shitting out shit that I ate!!!!
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Loading...What’s blue and green and has an atmosphere?
Q. What’s blue and green and has an atmosphere?
A. Mars, if it had a job!!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Craters on the moon!! Whodunit??
Q. Did somebody slam the moon with asteroids today?
Earth: Not me.
Mars: I didn’t do it!
Venus: ummmm….
Earth: C’mon did you do it??
Venus: Well…
Mars: Fess up, we know you did it.
Neptune: I DID IT!!!!
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does Saturn like Mars?
Q. Why does Saturn like Mars?
A. Uranus!!! lol
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