Q. What did Ed Gein do when he got to the asteroid belt?
A. He made a belt out of nipples! LOL 😉
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Category “Asteroids/Meteors”
AstroNOT!
Q. What did the moon do to the astronaut?
A. He fucked him up with a meteor for bein’ all up in his business.
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Loading...What’s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?
Mercury: What’s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?
Venus: I don’t know, something smells fishy!!
Earth: Yeah, I caught wind of it too. Pee yew!!
Mars: Smells like poop to me!!!
Pluto: No, really, somebody took a dump!!
Saturn: Who pooped??
Jupiter: I just ate a bunch of shit and I’m shitting out shit that I ate!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What kind of buckle does the asteroid belt wear??
Q. What kind of buckle does the asteroid belt wear??
A. An asteroid shaped buckle!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you call an asteroid falling to Earth and then hits the ground?
Q. What do you call an asteroid falling to Earth and then hits the ground?
A. A meteor, THEN a meteorite!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What did one planetary body say to another?
Q. What did one planetary body say to another?
A. Say, nice asteroid belt!!!!
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