Planetary Humor

Saturn:  Hey them meteorites look nice on a planet like you!

Venus:  Oh, No he didn’t!   

Neptune:  You fucked her up a wall?????

Saturn:  There AREN’T ANY WALLS IN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!

A Mexican, a Catholic Priest, and Saturn walk into a bar.  The bartender asks, “What’ll it be today, fellas?”  The Mexican says, “I’ll have a bean burrito, and a chalupa martini on the rocks.”  The bartender nods and looks over at the Catholic Priest.  The Catholic Priest says, “I don’t drink, I’ll just have an underage alter boy, and a communion wafer with bacon and chipotle mayonaisse.”  The bartender writes down the order, looks at Saturn and asks, “What’s it gonna be for you, pal?”  Saturn thinks to himself for a moment and responds casually, “I had a late lunch today.  I’ll just have an order of – onion RINGS!”

Q.  What is Saturn’s favorite comedy show?

A.  Saturn-day Night Live!

Q.  Why did Saturn, the planet with so many rings, go to the club with Pluto?

A.  Because Pluto was so iced out

Q.  Why is Mars red?

A.  Because Saturn and Jupiter beat the shit out of MARS!!! wha-chaaa!

Q.  What kind of Gas is Saturn made of?

A.  A lot of different types but they all light weight!!

😉 lal

Saturn and Uranus were gettin’ it on!

THAT SHITS GAY DUDE!  Go run a train on Venus!

Q. What’s worse than two planets gettin’ out of orbit??

A. Two planets gettin’ in to all kinds of trouble!!! Woo boy!! (Lookin’ at you,  Pluto and Saturn)

😉

Q. What is Saturn’s favorite car??

A. GM before it got rung out!!!!!

Q. What’s Saturn’s favorite movie???

A. Lord of the Rings!!!!!