Q. What’s the worst thing about being a gas planet?
A. The smell!!!! Pee-yew!
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Category “Planets (General)”
How many planets does it take to fill up a solar system with enough planets?
Q. How many planets does it take to fill up a solar system with enough planets?
A. Enough to fill it up LOL!!! 🙂
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Loading...Is that the club??? Huh!!!
Saturn: Hey, Pluto, want to join the club??
Pluto: Yeah! Cool!! What club is it??
Saturn: Pen 15 club!!!!
Jupiter: Ok, put your hand out!
[ Pluto puts hand out, Saturn writes “Pen 15” on his hand ]
[ All the planets laughing at Pluto ]
Saturn: You faggot!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Who are the planets’ favorite serial killer?
Q. Who are the planets’ favorite serial killer?
A. John Wayne “Space”-y!!!!!
lmao 😉
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How many planets?
Q. How many planets have rings?
A. The planets that have a lot of money!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How many planets are there?
Q. How many planets are there?
A. A bunch!!!!!!!! doi!
dol! 😛
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...What did one planetary body say to another?
Q. What did one planetary body say to another?
A. Say, nice asteroid belt!!!!
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