Q. Why do they call Mars the red planet?
A. Because Neptune made him blush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Planetary Humor
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Category “Neptune”
Is the core of Neptune ice???
Q. Is the core of Neptune ice???
A. I don’t give a shit!!!!
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Loading...What’s with Neptune’s new hairstyle?
Venus: Say, What’s with Neptune’s new hairstyle?
Mars: Looks kind of funny to me!!
Earth: Me too!!!
Pluto: Come on guys, we know he’s just really into sports!!!
Jupiter: That’s right, he went to Sport Clips!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Craters on the moon!! Whodunit??
Q. Did somebody slam the moon with asteroids today?
Earth: Not me.
Mars: I didn’t do it!
Venus: ummmm….
Earth: C’mon did you do it??
Venus: Well…
Mars: Fess up, we know you did it.
Neptune: I DID IT!!!!
😀
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What is Neptune’s favorite tune?
Q. What is Neptune’s favorite tune?
A. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds!!!!
😉
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