Mercury: Are you guys talking about tit curdles?
Pluto: No.
Mercury: Oh ok.
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Archive for May, 2009
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)God damn fucking retards
Jupiter: Why was the retard still drinking his mom’s tit water?
Mars: Because he was so fucking stupid that he was still nursing at 15.
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Q. What did the two planets do with one cup?
A. They shit into it and filled it up like a soft serve ice cream cone. Then, they licked and ate the shit out of it. After that, they puked the shit they just swallowed into each other’s mouths and also puked onto the shit filled cup. There was a close up of one planet’s mouth who swallowed a bunch of shit from out of the cup and the planet’s toungue was all brown from the floamy shit it had just swallowed.
Jupiter: Gross!!!
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