Q: Why did Galileo look at the telescope’s anus?
A: He wanted to look at Uranus, but then he got all confused, and well, then he looked at the telescope’s anus instead!
P.S. (He wished it didn’t fart but boy was he wrong!! 😉 The telescope farted right by his nose so he could smell it!! He was very flustered that day I tell you what! He did not like the stink of the fart either!!! 😉 😉 ;-))
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Loading...Knock Knock!
Who’s There??
Morgan Freeman!
Morgan Freeman who??!
Morgan Freeman, the black actor, you fucking moron!
Oh. Sorry.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Venus: Since they did away with slavery on Earth, do you think that everything will be cool now?
Mars: Eh, I don’t know.
Morgan Freeman: You guys should really watch Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman. I talk a lot on it and it’s pretty cool stuff about space and stuff. I also believe that Visa is an excellent company to provide banking services and stuff like that on Earth.
Pluto: Oh no! More again from you Morgan Freeman??!
Neptune: Pluto, that’s not very nice. Morgan Freeman has every right to say what is on his mind.
Uranus: That’s right.
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