Q. Why do they call Mars the red planet?
A. Because Neptune made him blush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Why do they call Mars the red planet?
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Why is Mars red?
Q. Why is Mars red?
A. Because Saturn and Jupiter beat the shit out of MARS!!! wha-chaaa!
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Q. How many planets are there?
A. A bunch!!!!!!!! doi!
dol! 😛
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Q. What is Mars’ favorite thing to buy at the store?
A. DUMBASS!!!! Planets aren’t allowed in stores!
rofl 🙂
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Q. What did the moon do to the astronaut?
A. He fucked him up with a meteor for bein’ all up in his business.
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Q. What kind of Gas is Saturn made of?
A. A lot of different types but they all light weight!!
😉 lal
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Saturn and Uranus were gettin’ it on!
THAT SHITS GAY DUDE! Go run a train on Venus!
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Sun: I gotta take a SHIT!! I shouldn’t have gone an ate all them hotdogs!
Mercury: Damn.
Venus: Oh no.
Sun: PhhhHHbbBBBTTTttttttttt…..spllooch…phbt
Mercury: Fuck, my new equator is all dirty now!
Venus: YOU JUST SPLATTERED SHITFLAKES ALL OVER MY MAGNETIC POLE!
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Q. What’s worse than two planets gettin’ out of orbit??
A. Two planets gettin’ in to all kinds of trouble!!! Woo boy!! (Lookin’ at you, Pluto and Saturn)
😉
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Q. Is the core of Neptune ice???
A. I don’t give a shit!!!!
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