Q. What’s Jupiter’s favorite smell?
A. Not sulfur, that’s for damn sure!!!!!
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What’s Jupiter’s favorite smell?
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Smells like fish, what???
Mercury: Smells like fish over here, what???
Pluto: Not over here!!!!
Mercury: That’s cause you’re all the fucking way over there you moron!!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Why was the Earth having a problem on that “lucky night”?
Q. Why was the Earth having a problem on that “lucky night”?
A. GEARTH!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Gravy party!!
Mars: Knock knock!
Venus: Who’s there?
Mars: Face on Mars!!
Venus: Face on Mars who??
Mars: The face on Mars, and we’re having a gravy train!!! Choo choo!!!!!!!
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(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...What’s with Neptune’s new hairstyle?
Venus: Say, What’s with Neptune’s new hairstyle?
Mars: Looks kind of funny to me!!
Earth: Me too!!!
Pluto: Come on guys, we know he’s just really into sports!!!
Jupiter: That’s right, he went to Sport Clips!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What is Saturn’s favorite car maker??
Q. What is Saturn’s favorite car??
A. GM before it got rung out!!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What’s Saturn’s favorite movie???
Q. What’s Saturn’s favorite movie???
A. Lord of the Rings!!!!!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What is Saturn’s favorite drink?
Q. What is Saturn’s favorite drink?
A. Martian Dew!!!!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...What did Earth give Venus for Valentine’s Day??
Q. What did Earth give Venus for Valentine’s Day??
A. Pen-us, because Venus likes items that rhyme with en – us!!!!
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...What’s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?
Mercury: What’s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?
Venus: I don’t know, something smells fishy!!
Earth: Yeah, I caught wind of it too. Pee yew!!
Mars: Smells like poop to me!!!
Pluto: No, really, somebody took a dump!!
Saturn: Who pooped??
Jupiter: I just ate a bunch of shit and I’m shitting out shit that I ate!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...