Q. Why doesn’t Venus make a good thermometer?
A. It’s not Mercury!!!!
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The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Why doesn’t Venus make a good thermometer?
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Why’s Pluto so cold?
Q. Why’s Pluto so cold?
A. He didn’t pay his gas bill!!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What’s worse than being Pluto?
Q. What’s worse than being Pluto?
A. Maybe a little help over here!!! says Pluto
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...What’s blue and green and has an atmosphere?
Q. What’s blue and green and has an atmosphere?
A. Mars, if it had a job!!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Who is the man on the moon?
Q. Who is the man on the moon?
A. The moon man!!!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What did the sun say when kept having all those extra solar flares?
Q. What did the sun say when kept having all those extra solar flares?
A. I shouldn’ta ate all those beans!!!!
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Pee yew
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Q. What’s Earth’s favorite television show??
A. Earth 2!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...The moon is like…
The moon is light.
Did you see that????!!
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...Craters on the moon!! Whodunit??
Q. Did somebody slam the moon with asteroids today?
Earth: Not me.
Mars: I didn’t do it!
Venus: ummmm….
Earth: C’mon did you do it??
Venus: Well…
Mars: Fess up, we know you did it.
Neptune: I DID IT!!!!
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What kind of buckle does the asteroid belt wear??
Q. What kind of buckle does the asteroid belt wear??
A. An asteroid shaped buckle!!!!
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