Q. What do you call an asteroid falling to Earth and then hits the ground?
A. A meteor, THEN a meteorite!!!
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What do you call an asteroid falling to Earth and then hits the ground?
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What did one planetary body say to another?
Q. What did one planetary body say to another?
A. Say, nice asteroid belt!!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s round and wears a belt in the middle?
Q. What’s round and wears a belt in the middle?
A. Barch!!!!
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Why is our star not a Binary star?
Q. Why is our star not a binary star?
A. Because he’s a bachelor!!
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s black and white and red all over?
Q. What’s black and white and red all over?
A. The stars, the stars, the stars!!!!! in infrared, though
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Why does Jupiter have so many moons?
Q. Why does Jupiter have so many moons?
A. Cause he don’t got no pants on!!!
Pee yew!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What is Neptune’s favorite tune?
Q. What is Neptune’s favorite tune?
A. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds!!!!
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Why does Saturn like Mars?
Q. Why does Saturn like Mars?
A. Uranus!!! lol
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why isn’t Pluto a planet??
Q. Why isn’t Pluto a planet?
A. Because Pluto’s a bitch!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Milky way? OK!!!!
Q. What was in the milky way?
A. ALL THAT MILK!!!!
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