Earth: Did you here that Tupac was wearing a tutu?
Mars: Yeah, Biggie Smalls was rolling over in his fat grave about it!!!
Pluto: What a faggot!!
Earth: Pluto, you shouldn’t call people faggot. It’s just not very nice.
Mars: Yeah, that was not cool at all.
Pluto: I’m really sorry I said that. I hope that you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.
Earth: I’m sorry we can’t.
Mars: We really can’t.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
Loading...Earth: Have you seen all of those new and very funny TVs?
Venus: What, HDTVs?
Mercury: Ultra High Definition TVs?
Mars: 4K TVs?
Pluto: Now what in the heck is a 4K TV? Does that stand for four Koopas?
Uranus: Oh Pluto, you’ve been playing far too many 3D video games!
Saturn: Geez you guys… You would think that you’ve all been playing XBOX 360, XBOX One, PS3, PS4, Nintendo Wii U and iPhone games all day long!
Jupiter: Not to mention all of those 3D bluray movies you’ve been watching! 😉
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Earth: I want to watch some fun tv but I don’t know how to do it. I would sure like to understand how it is done. What is that fun thing you are doing with that hdtv over there? Why are you wearing those 3D glasses?
Venus: I am wearing these glasses to watch a very exciting video game that I am playing. Yeah that’s right, one that is in 3D!
Earth: Well, what’s it called?
Venus: It’s called Earth in 3D!!!
😉
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Earth: hey man, 420, have some of this!
[Earth passes Pluto a bong with some killer nugz packed up. One thing is though, the bong water is really stale and gross. It looks really dirty in the bong.]
Pluto: Oh thanks! I’m really glad we are friends!
[Pluto drinks all of the bong water in the bong and swallows it!!! Not only that, but Neptune has been using the bong as a dip spit cup for like two weeks!!!]
Earth: Ewwww!! God you are stupid!!
Pluto: I’m sorry I messed up. 🙁 Can we look past this incident and continue to work on our friendship?
Earth: Ugh…. I guess.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Mercury: Have u heard the new Funkytown Hardbodies cd?
Earth: No.
Mercury: My favorite song is “Blade Until You Fade To Ash.”
Earth: Does it look like I give a shit at all?
Mercury: Come to think of it, not really. :’-(
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Mercury: Hey, the crater is over here, where the gaseous vents are.
Mars: Now what in the heck are you talking about??!
Mercury: Just lean in right here near these vents. Put your nose near these vents near these craters.
[Mercury farts, right in Mars’ nose!!!]
Mars: EWWWW!!!
Mercury: 😉
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Mercury: Why does Jupiter have such a bad attitude?
Venus: I think he’s just a bad dude with a bad ‘tude!! 🙂
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Mars: Ewwww! Did you see Pluto’s mustache?
Mercury: No. He’s trying to grow a mustache?
Mars: Yeah, he looks like a white trash 13 year old kid.
Mercury: Heh, that’s nasty.
Venus: God, he’s such a tard.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Mercury: Are you guys talking about tit curdles?
Pluto: No.
Mercury: Oh ok.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Jupiter: Why was the retard still drinking his mom’s tit water?
Mars: Because he was so fucking stupid that he was still nursing at 15.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...