Mercury: What’s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?
Venus: I don’t know, something smells fishy!!
Earth: Yeah, I caught wind of it too. Pee yew!!
Mars: Smells like poop to me!!!
Pluto: No, really, somebody took a dump!!
Saturn: Who pooped??
Jupiter: I just ate a bunch of shit and I’m shitting out shit that I ate!!!!
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Loading...Q. What’s Earth’s favorite television show??
A. Earth 2!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Q. Did somebody slam the moon with asteroids today?
Earth: Not me.
Mars: I didn’t do it!
Venus: ummmm….
Earth: C’mon did you do it??
Venus: Well…
Mars: Fess up, we know you did it.
Neptune: I DID IT!!!!
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q. What did Jupiter say to Mars during a Solstice on Earth?
A. Are ya getting stupiter or is it just me??!
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