Mars: Knock knock!
Venus: Who’s there?
Mars: Face on Mars!!
Venus: Face on Mars who??
Mars: The face on Mars, and we’re having a gravy train!!! Choo choo!!!!!!!
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Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Posts tagged with “Venus”
What’s with Neptune’s new hairstyle?
Venus: Say, What’s with Neptune’s new hairstyle?
Mars: Looks kind of funny to me!!
Earth: Me too!!!
Pluto: Come on guys, we know he’s just really into sports!!!
Jupiter: That’s right, he went to Sport Clips!!!!
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Loading...What did Earth give Venus for Valentine’s Day??
Q. What did Earth give Venus for Valentine’s Day??
A. Pen-us, because Venus likes items that rhyme with en – us!!!!
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...What’s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?
Mercury: What’s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?
Venus: I don’t know, something smells fishy!!
Earth: Yeah, I caught wind of it too. Pee yew!!
Mars: Smells like poop to me!!!
Pluto: No, really, somebody took a dump!!
Saturn: Who pooped??
Jupiter: I just ate a bunch of shit and I’m shitting out shit that I ate!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why doesn’t Venus make a good thermometer?
Q. Why doesn’t Venus make a good thermometer?
A. It’s not Mercury!!!!
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Craters on the moon!! Whodunit??
Q. Did somebody slam the moon with asteroids today?
Earth: Not me.
Mars: I didn’t do it!
Venus: ummmm….
Earth: C’mon did you do it??
Venus: Well…
Mars: Fess up, we know you did it.
Neptune: I DID IT!!!!
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What the fuck???
Q. What the fuck??
A. Venus is acting is acting like a penus!!!!
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