Q. Why did Earth piss all over Mars?
A. Because he’s 71% water and he couldn’t hold it any longer!
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Why did Earth piss all over Mars?
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Planet Larry?
Mercury: Hey Neptune, did you hear that they discovered a new planet?
Neptune: No! What planet is it?
Mercury: Planet Larry.
Neptune: Planet Larry?
Mercury: Yeah, he really likes Larry the Cable Guy.
Planet Larry: Git R’ Dun!!!
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Planeterry and gary
Q: What did planeterry say to Gary?
A. Gary, do you have to be acting all like that when we’re on vacation together…. on MARS!!!?
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A very wacky coincidence indeed!!!
Earth: Well time to get dressed up for a funeral.
[ puts on a suit and tie ]
Venus: Whos funeral is it?
Earth: It is a star in NGC 246
Venus: That’s sad.
Earth: But the unfortunate thing is that it is going to take thousands of years for the star to die completely.
Venus: That’s going to be a lonnnnng funeral!!! 😛
[ Earth and Uranus have on the same tie at the funeral ]
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...How did Venus propose to Mercury?
Q. How did Venus propose to Mercury?
A. He stole a ring from Saturn and got on bended knee and confessed his love!! awwwww!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is the sun wearing sunglasses?
Q. Why is the sun wearing sunglasses?
A. Because his future’s soooo bright he has got to wear shades!!! lol
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why is the sun wearing sunglasses?
Q. Why is the Sun wearing sunglasses?
A. Because he is in a Raisin Bran commercial and he has to wear them in that!!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What’s the worst thing about being a gas planet?
Q. What’s the worst thing about being a gas planet?
A. The smell!!!! Pee-yew!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about life on Mars?
Earth: Did you hear they discovered life on Mars?
Venus: Yeah – Life cereal!!! Not living matter! Everyone knows that God only created life on Earth, dummy!!
😀
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did Venus say Earth’s crust is too thin??
Q. Why did Venus say Earth’s crust is too thin??
A. Because he likes thick crust on his pizza!!!
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