Q. What’s the best thing to eat on the Mexican Space Station?
A. Astronauchos!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
On the border? Of Space?
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...No he didn’t!!!?
Venus: What did the fat, gay, retard do?
Earth: What?
Venus: Ate a cheeseburger, sucked a guy off, and went DOI!!!!!
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Why did the astronaut get stuck on Venus?
Q. Why did the astronaut get stuck on Venus?
A. Because he got stuck in a Venus Fly Trap!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Pluto, not again!!!
Q. What’s Pluto doing with all those spaceships??
A. Giving them to Mickey Mouse!!
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Hurry up Mars!!!
Jupiter: Why are you taking so fucking long?
Venus: Yeah!! C’mon!!!
Earth: Grrrrrrrr
Pluto: Let’s go already!!
Neptune: We’re gonna be late, again!!
Mars: Would ya stop bitching about it?? I’m making a suprise birthday cake for Mercury!!!
[ Everyone smiles at him ]
Jupiter: Oh ok, sorry man.
[ Awkward silence, then Earth farts ]
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What is Mars favorite country?
Q. Duh, LOOK at the post (What is Mars favorite country?)
A. America of course, faggot, that’s where they make most of the MARS CANDY BARS!!!!
🙂
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...AsstronOT!
Q. Why was the astronaut looking for a black hole?
A. Because he couldn’t find a white hole!!!
doink!!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Is that the club??? Huh!!!
Saturn: Hey, Pluto, want to join the club??
Pluto: Yeah! Cool!! What club is it??
Saturn: Pen 15 club!!!!
Jupiter: Ok, put your hand out!
[ Pluto puts hand out, Saturn writes “Pen 15” on his hand ]
[ All the planets laughing at Pluto ]
Saturn: You faggot!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Who are the planets’ favorite serial killer?
Q. Who are the planets’ favorite serial killer?
A. John Wayne “Space”-y!!!!!
lmao 😉
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s the hardest thing about being a gay astronaut?
Q. What’s the hardest thing about being a gay astronaut?
A. Telling your dad that you’re gay!
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