Q. Why did Galileo look at the telescope’s anus?
A. To see Uranus!
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The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Why did Galileo look at the telescope’s anus?
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Q. What’s the difference between men and women?
A. Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus!
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Q. Where do gay astronauts go for work?
A. Outer gayce!
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Q. Why does Venus’s pussy stank like shit?
A. Because it’s full of Sulfuric Ass-id!
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“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Pluto”
“Pluto who?”
“Pluto Nash – The Movie!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!”
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Q. What is the Earth’s favorite awards show?
A. The Golden Globes!
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Q. What is the Milky Way’s favorite candy bar?
A. A Milky Way!
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Q. What is Cyberspace‘s favorite website?
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What-to-order disorder!?
A Mexican, a Catholic Priest, and Saturn walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “What’ll it be today, fellas?” The Mexican says, “I’ll have a bean burrito, and a chalupa martini on the rocks.” The bartender nods and looks over at the Catholic Priest. The Catholic Priest says, “I don’t drink, I’ll just have an underage alter boy, and a communion wafer with bacon and chipotle mayonaisse.” The bartender writes down the order, looks at Saturn and asks, “What’s it gonna be for you, pal?” Saturn thinks to himself for a moment and responds casually, “I had a late lunch today. I’ll just have an order of – onion RINGS!”
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Q. What is Mars and Venus’s favorite book to read together?
A. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus!
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