Q. Who did the alien vote for senator in Minnesota?
A. ALF Ranken!
HA!
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The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Who did the alien vote for senator in Minnesota?
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the Challenger blow up?
Q. Why did the Challenger blow up?
A. Because it always loves a challenge!!!!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Neil Armstrong beat Buzz Aldrin at arm wrestling?
Q. Why did Neil Armstrong beat Buzz Aldrin at arm wrestling?
A. Because his arm was strong!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did Pluto shit all over Jupiter’s chest?
Q. Why did Pluto shit all over Jupiter’s chest?
A. Because he thought that he took Viagra but it was really a galax-itive!
reeeeeeetard!!! 😛
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Q. What do you call a planet with two moons??
A. Double Trouble!!
😉
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Who farted???
Earth: Mmmmm… what???!
Mars: Ewwww!!!!!
Venus: I smell that too!!!!!
Jupiter: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What was the alien’s favorite movie?
Q. What was the alien’s favorite movie?
A. Aliens!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What is Saturn’s favorite comedy show?
Q. What is Saturn’s favorite comedy show?
A. Saturn-day Night Live!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Neptune fuck Uranus?
Q. Why did Neptune fuck Uranus?
A. Because he wanted to stick it where the Sun don’t shine!!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did Mars get away from Venus?
Q. Why did Mars get away from Venus?
A. Because they needed their space!!!!
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