Q. Why was Venus watching “Me being a fag?”
A. Because he clicked on this link!!!!!!!!
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Why was Venus watching “Me being a fag?”
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Q. Why did the galaxy, also called the Milky Way, have it’s balls so spaced out?
A. Because it’s balls are planets, and they’re really far apart!
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Q. What’s another name for the round planets Mercury and Pluto?
A. Spaced Balls!
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Q. Where did the computer keyboard go to for his 21st birthday in outer space?
A. To the Space Bar!
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Q. Why couldn’t the constellation poop?
A. Beacause it was conste-pated!!!
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Q. Why did Saturn, the planet with so many rings, go to the club with Pluto?
A. Because Pluto was so iced out
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Q. What kind of traps do flies get stuck in on Venus?
A. Venus Fly Traps!!!!
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Q. What did the astronaut say when Jupiter farted?
A. That’s NASA-ty!
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Q. What funny word rhymes with “Venus“?
A. “Mean Puss“
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Q. How many planets have rings?
A. The planets that have a lot of money!
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