Q. What did Ed Gein do when he got to the asteroid belt?
A. He made a belt out of nipples! LOL 😉
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What did the astronauts do when they reached the asteroid belt?
Q. What did the astronauts do when they reached the asteroid belt?
A. They purchased new belts!
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Loading...What kind of buckle does the asteroid belt wear??
Q. What kind of buckle does the asteroid belt wear??
A. An asteroid shaped buckle!!!!
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Q. What do you call an asteroid falling to Earth and then hits the ground?
A. A meteor, THEN a meteorite!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What did one planetary body say to another?
Q. What did one planetary body say to another?
A. Say, nice asteroid belt!!!!
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