Planetary Humor

A Mexican, a Catholic Priest, and Saturn walk into a bar.  The bartender asks, “What’ll it be today, fellas?”  The Mexican says, “I’ll have a bean burrito, and a chalupa martini on the rocks.”  The bartender nods and looks over at the Catholic Priest.  The Catholic Priest says, “I don’t drink, I’ll just have an underage alter boy, and a communion wafer with bacon and chipotle mayonaisse.”  The bartender writes down the order, looks at Saturn and asks, “What’s it gonna be for you, pal?”  Saturn thinks to himself for a moment and responds casually, “I had a late lunch today.  I’ll just have an order of – onion RINGS!”