Q. Why do they call it pee pee burbles?
A. Because it’s a pee pee,
blowing bubles
AND their purple!!!!
Planetary Humor
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What’s the worst thing about being a gas planet?
Q. What’s the worst thing about being a gas planet?
A. The smell!!!! Pee-yew!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
Loading...Hurry up Mars!!!
Jupiter: Why are you taking so fucking long?
Venus: Yeah!! C’mon!!!
Earth: Grrrrrrrr
Pluto: Let’s go already!!
Neptune: We’re gonna be late, again!!
Mars: Would ya stop bitching about it?? I’m making a suprise birthday cake for Mercury!!!
[ Everyone smiles at him ]
Jupiter: Oh ok, sorry man.
[ Awkward silence, then Earth farts ]
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Gross!
Q. What did the astronaut say when Jupiter farted?
A. That’s NASA-ty!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...