Mars: What’s wrong with you??
Mercury: I’m fat, gay, and retarded!!
Mars: Oh ok.
Mars: What’s wrong with you??
Mercury: I’m fat, gay, and retarded!!
Mars: Oh ok.
Venus: What did the fat, gay, retard do?
Earth: What?
Venus: Ate a cheeseburger, sucked a guy off, and went DOI!!!!!
Q. What’s the hardest thing about being a gay astronaut?
A. Telling your dad that you’re gay!
Q. Where do gay astronauts go for work?
A. Outer gayce!