Earth: Dad?
Earth’s Dad: Yes son?
Earth: Where do baby planets come from?
Earth’s Dad: Well son.. When two planets love each other very much for several trillions of years, they invite all of their friends over for a huge orgy called the Big Bang. They love each other SO much that they fuck until they explode and create lots of new baby planets.
Earth: Wow! Someday I’m going to have lots of baby planets!
Jesus: No you won’t because that’s not true, plus you’re a fucking retard!
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