Jupiter: Why was the retard still drinking his mom’s tit water?
Mars: Because he was so fucking stupid that he was still nursing at 15.
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Posts tagged with “Jupiter”
Get well soon!
Jupiter: What’s with the sad look on your face, Neptune?
Neptune: I just can’t stop shitting blood
Jupiter: I’m sorry to hear that, man. I hope that you feel better soon!
Neptune: Yeah, I will as soon as I stop shitting blood
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...Hairy and the Hendersons
Neptune: Have you seen the movie Harry and the Hendersons?
Earth: Yes, but I like calling it Hairy and the Hendersons
Mars: Hmmph… That reminds me of a really hairy pussy.
Jupiter: Gross!!!
[ It smells like fish ]
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Hurry up Mars!!!
Jupiter: Why are you taking so fucking long?
Venus: Yeah!! C’mon!!!
Earth: Grrrrrrrr
Pluto: Let’s go already!!
Neptune: We’re gonna be late, again!!
Mars: Would ya stop bitching about it?? I’m making a suprise birthday cake for Mercury!!!
[ Everyone smiles at him ]
Jupiter: Oh ok, sorry man.
[ Awkward silence, then Earth farts ]
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Is that the club??? Huh!!!
Saturn: Hey, Pluto, want to join the club??
Pluto: Yeah! Cool!! What club is it??
Saturn: Pen 15 club!!!!
Jupiter: Ok, put your hand out!
[ Pluto puts hand out, Saturn writes “Pen 15” on his hand ]
[ All the planets laughing at Pluto ]
Saturn: You faggot!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Why did Pluto shit all over Jupiter’s chest?
Q. Why did Pluto shit all over Jupiter’s chest?
A. Because he thought that he took Viagra but it was really a galax-itive!
reeeeeeetard!!! 😛
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Who farted???
Earth: Mmmmm… what???!
Mars: Ewwww!!!!!
Venus: I smell that too!!!!!
Jupiter: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Gross!
Q. What did the astronaut say when Jupiter farted?
A. That’s NASA-ty!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is Mars red?
Q. Why is Mars red?
A. Because Saturn and Jupiter beat the shit out of MARS!!! wha-chaaa!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s Jupiter’s favorite smell?
Q. What’s Jupiter’s favorite smell?
A. Not sulfur, that’s for damn sure!!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...