Earth: Did you here that Tupac was wearing a tutu?
Mars: Yeah, Biggie Smalls was rolling over in his fat grave about it!!!
Pluto: What a faggot!!
Earth: Pluto, you shouldn’t call people faggot. It’s just not very nice.
Mars: Yeah, that was not cool at all.
Pluto: I’m really sorry I said that. I hope that you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.
Earth: I’m sorry we can’t.
Mars: We really can’t.
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Loading...Mars: Ewwww! Did you see Pluto’s mustache?
Mercury: No. He’s trying to grow a mustache?
Mars: Yeah, he looks like a white trash 13 year old kid.
Mercury: Heh, that’s nasty.
Venus: God, he’s such a tard.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Jupiter: Why was the retard still drinking his mom’s tit water?
Mars: Because he was so fucking stupid that he was still nursing at 15.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Neptune: Have you seen the movie Harry and the Hendersons?
Earth: Yes, but I like calling it Hairy and the Hendersons
Mars: Hmmph… That reminds me of a really hairy pussy.
Jupiter: Gross!!!
[ It smells like fish ]
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Mars: What’s wrong with you??
Mercury: I’m fat, gay, and retarded!!
Mars: Oh ok.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q. Why did Earth piss all over Mars?
A. Because he’s 71% water and he couldn’t hold it any longer!
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: What did planeterry say to Gary?
A. Gary, do you have to be acting all like that when we’re on vacation together…. on MARS!!!?
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q. Duh, LOOK at the post (What is Mars favorite country?)
A. America of course, faggot, that’s where they make most of the MARS CANDY BARS!!!!
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q. What’s the difference between men and women?
A. Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus!
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Q. What is Mars and Venus’s favorite book to read together?
A. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus!
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