Q. Why did the comet cross the Milky Way?
A. Because he’s lactose intolerant!
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Posts tagged with “Milky Way”
I want candy?
Q. What is the Milky Way’s favorite candy bar?
A. A Milky Way!
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Q. Why did the galaxy, also called the Milky Way, have it’s balls so spaced out?
A. Because it’s balls are planets, and they’re really far apart!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Milky way? OK!!!!
Q. What was in the milky way?
A. ALL THAT MILK!!!!
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