Q. What do you call a planet with two moons??
A. Double Trouble!!
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Planetary Humor
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Posts tagged with “moon”
AstroNOT!
Q. What did the moon do to the astronaut?Â
A. Â He fucked him up with a meteor for bein’ all up in his business.
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Q. Who is the man on the moon?
A. The moon man!!!
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The moon is light.
Did you see that????!!
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...Craters on the moon!! Whodunit??
Q. Did somebody slam the moon with asteroids today?
Earth: Not me.
Mars: I didn’t do it!
Venus: ummmm….
Earth: C’mon did you do it??
Venus: Well…
Mars: Fess up, we know you did it.
Neptune: I DID IT!!!!
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Q. When does the moon cause tides??
A. When it’s on its lunar period!!!
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