Q. What did the two planets do with one cup?
A. They shit into it and filled it up like a soft serve ice cream cone. Then, they licked and ate the shit out of it. After that, they puked the shit they just swallowed into each other’s mouths and also puked onto the shit filled cup. There was a close up of one planet’s mouth who swallowed a bunch of shit from out of the cup and the planet’s toungue was all brown from the floamy shit it had just swallowed.
Jupiter: Gross!!!
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Loading...Q. How many planets does it take to fill up a solar system with enough planets?
A. Enough to fill it up LOL!!! 🙂
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Saturn: Hey, Pluto, want to join the club??
Pluto: Yeah! Cool!! What club is it??
Saturn: Pen 15 club!!!!
Jupiter: Ok, put your hand out!
[ Pluto puts hand out, Saturn writes “Pen 15” on his hand ]
[ All the planets laughing at Pluto ]
Saturn: You faggot!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Q. Who are the planets’ favorite serial killer?
A. John Wayne “Space”-y!!!!!
lmao 😉
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q. How many planets have rings?
A. The planets that have a lot of money!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q. How many planets are there?
A. A bunch!!!!!!!! doi!
dol! 😛
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Q. What’s worse than two planets gettin’ out of orbit??
A. Two planets gettin’ in to all kinds of trouble!!! Woo boy!! (Lookin’ at you, Pluto and Saturn)
😉
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