[Pluto is fumbling around with his new iPad. He’s like rubbing it around his crotch and stuff like he doesn’t know what he’s doing.]
Earth: Hey Pluto, what exactly are you doing with that brand new iPad?
Pluto: I am trying to figure out how to put my new pad on.
Earth: Dude, first of all, that is not a maxi pad… It’s a fucking iPad!! Second of all, you don’t even have a pussy you fucking moron!! Fuck!!
Pluto: Oh… I got confused because iPad sounds sorta like maxi pad.
Earth: Right. [rolls eyes]
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Loading...Earth: hey man, 420, have some of this!
[Earth passes Pluto a bong with some killer nugz packed up. One thing is though, the bong water is really stale and gross. It looks really dirty in the bong.]
Pluto: Oh thanks! I’m really glad we are friends!
[Pluto drinks all of the bong water in the bong and swallows it!!! Not only that, but Neptune has been using the bong as a dip spit cup for like two weeks!!!]
Earth: Ewwww!! God you are stupid!!
Pluto: I’m sorry I messed up. 🙁 Can we look past this incident and continue to work on our friendship?
Earth: Ugh…. I guess.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Mars: Ewwww! Did you see Pluto’s mustache?
Mercury: No. He’s trying to grow a mustache?
Mars: Yeah, he looks like a white trash 13 year old kid.
Mercury: Heh, that’s nasty.
Venus: God, he’s such a tard.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Q. What’s Pluto’s favorite element on the periodic table of elements?
A. Plutonium!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Q. What’s Pluto doing with all those spaceships??
A. Giving them to Mickey Mouse!!
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Jupiter: Why are you taking so fucking long?
Venus: Yeah!! C’mon!!!
Earth: Grrrrrrrr
Pluto: Let’s go already!!
Neptune: We’re gonna be late, again!!
Mars: Would ya stop bitching about it?? I’m making a suprise birthday cake for Mercury!!!
[ Everyone smiles at him ]
Jupiter: Oh ok, sorry man.
[ Awkward silence, then Earth farts ]
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Saturn: Hey, Pluto, want to join the club??
Pluto: Yeah! Cool!! What club is it??
Saturn: Pen 15 club!!!!
Jupiter: Ok, put your hand out!
[ Pluto puts hand out, Saturn writes “Pen 15” on his hand ]
[ All the planets laughing at Pluto ]
Saturn: You faggot!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Pluto”
“Pluto who?”
“Pluto Nash – The Movie!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!”
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q. Why did Pluto shit all over Jupiter’s chest?
A. Because he thought that he took Viagra but it was really a galax-itive!
reeeeeeetard!!! 😛
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q. What’s another name for the round planets Mercury and Pluto?
A. Spaced Balls!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...